My first Client

Meet Kerry, my first client....

...actually he is going to become my first client. Poor poor Kerry, my neighbor, was distraught about his hair going gray, so he shaved his head AND his Eyebrows! In an attempt to look younger, he himself drew those eyebrows on with the only marker that he could find, yes it was purple!
He said that someone was making fun of him because of how old he was! Unbelievable!

Well, Ryan convinced him to become my first client, and after his eyebrows grow back, I will dye them for him... and of course beat up who ever was making fun. We've got your back Kerry!

Off to War

Jo Jo's hubby Blair, left for Iraq this week. We are going to miss him so much and will be praying for him! We are all so lucky to have families like theirs who are willing to sacrifice for our country. I know that sounds super cheesy but it is so true. Good Luck Blair & we love you! See you in 9 months!

Here is Blair's immediate family.

Laura got me, I'm it.

5 things I was doing 10 years ago:

-Doing two man cartwheels with Amanda & Chelsea
-Goofing off with Roeder & Lauren in Pep Club
-Sleeping at Jessica's house every other weekend
-Playing tennis & Lacrosse with my posse
-Trying to memorize raps & tap dances

5 things on my to-do list today:

-Bring home the bacon
-Go to school
-Make dinner for my hubby, poor thing, our meals are so sad.
-Take Gunther & Zeke on a walk
-Read Das Kapital, and try to figure out what it is talking about..good riddance!

5 things I would do if I were a millionaire:

-Pay off our house
-Look for a new house to buy..sorry neighbors, nothing personal
-Travel for a few months
-Quit my job & go to school full time
-Invest in something...

5 things i’ll never wear again:

This question is too hard. I swear anything goes now a days…I am not ruling anything out. I would vote that parachute pants never came back..?

5 favorite toys:

-Vespa & Vino
-Tennis Raquet
-Road Bike
-Long Board
-Zeke & Gunther, and of course Ryan

5 people to Tag:

Sorry if you have already been tagged...

-Breanne Garlick
-Amanda Sherrod
-Lindsay Anderson
-Baby Farn
-Kim Hunt

At the request of Jenni & Brad..

...here is a picture of my house. Come & visit me!

My house is next in line for some plastic surgery. I NEED you Jess!

Get out!

No way, my garage is almost done!... Ryan and I decided last summer that we needed a new garage. We hired a guy named Arturo because he gave us a grand slam bid, it was amazing... Well because I am the door mat that I am, and Ryan's easy going nature, he took f-o-r-e-v-e-r...literally. Finally I made Ryan give him a date back in July that it needed to be finished by or else. (Yes, I did my dirty work through Ryan) So did he finish it? No! So I came home during lunch while he was working, a few days after the deadline, and was very pleasant and nice, and asked him to leave, and that I didn't want to work with him anymore...I know amazing, I can't believe I fired someone! Then I had to call my other amigo Urbano, and he came to the rescue, however he was at least up front and said he was a few months out. Now as of last Saturday, check it, I only need to pick out a garage door. I guess only?

I would like to give a shout out to all my neighbors that put up with the Heath's ghetto yard this last year, but we almost have it put together...almost.

I said almost...I swear I am botanically retarded. So I planted these feather plants last spring and they were oh so beautiful, and teeny tiny. Now they have grown to over 6ft tall, and kind of scary. I am just waiting for them to reach into my bedroom and eat me! Luckily they are annuals, I will just have to try again next year. Again, I would like to give a shout out to my neighbors..

Look at you go...

Ryan has been hit with some bug

that makes him want to do every tri

out there. I think he even has a

couple more lined up for next

month.... Fortunately, or unfortunately,

I haven't been hit yet.

(If he takes the time to check out

this blog, he will kill me..he he..)

Good times in Sun Valley

I am slowly but surely teaching my niece & nephew how to long board. Way to go Ford & Sophie!

Swim, Bike, Run!

Looking Good Ryan...So, we had a friend of a friend that dropped out of the Spud Man at the last moment, so Ryan filled in. He did a great job considering he had two days to train.

Go Amanda!
Kim was so fast, I couldn't get a whole picture of her..
Way to go Westin! (Check out his farmer's tan..Ha!)

(Sorry everyone else, these were the only pictures that turned out)

Just Cruising.....

Ryan won "The Hairiest Chest Contest" on our Ghetto Fabulous Cruise that we were suckered into going on...(it's a long story). It was a stiff competition, but it all came down to his dance moves in the end. The prize was a bottle of champaign....
Here we are in Florida's Key West. We scooter'd all over that island to find "Robert the Doll". I might be cursed for posting him here, but I dare you all to google him...kind of spooky!


Here we are at the Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas. The "baby" mantaray behind me was 14 feet long, and is expected to get 22 feet long...if I remember right...unbelievable!

Aloha!

We went to Oahu this year with Ryan's Parents. Now I know why Hawaii is the world's most popular & expensive vacation! We definately packed that trip with adventure by swiming with the sharks, boarding on the North Shore...actually Ryan did, I was too scared...whale watching and so much more. Thanks Dave & Terrie!

Gunther & Zeke

This is frequently how I find my cute Dog's in the morning. Looks like Gunther won the fight that night of sleeping by the vent....he usually does.

Goonies Chacarron

Paris

Last October, Ryan and I thought it would be swell to visit his Uncle in Paris after traveling to his mission in Portugal. The apartment we stayed in was located in the college school district of Paris, which happens to be right in the middle of everything! Thank you Uncle Dave!

So.. the Versaille Palace is extreemly overwhelming and amazing as you can see. I could have played at that place all week. Ryan worked hard to heave & ho me all over that massive lake so that I could frolic.